Samantha's Spells

All spells cast by Samantha Stephens.

To Get Rid of Endora
One re or re ickery Ann,

Phillison follison Nicholas John
 * Note: Spell failed

To Get Rid of Endora, Part 2
One re or re ickery Ann,

Phillison follison Nicholas John.

Queevy quavy English navy,

Stiglum, staglum Buck!

B - U - C - K spells “Buck” and out goes you!
 * Note: Spell failed

To Get Rid of Maurice
Saladam, belazar, oblivia!
 * Note: Spell failed

To Freeze People in Place
Lindor, radamanthis, insepta!

To Call Endora
Quadramus invecta expedia

To Turn Darrin from a Chimp to a Man
Itsy bitsy weetendotten.

To Make Aunt Clara Younger So She Can Remember the Spell
From the Fountain of Youth, wasser. You're ten years younger my tante frau ich du frizeur.

To Turn Chair Back into a Man
Chair of cloth und stomach оf fork, become a human big pork

To Make the Piano Play
The Road zu shtraus, ich beg du piano haus

To Light the Lighter
icht command hexenkraft wicht, This wretched lichter now licht

To Light the Fireplace
Dwindling, kindling hex my kraft, Pire burn hex manchaft

To Get Rid of the Artifical Grass
Thunder, dunder Seven day wonder, Look below und see this bunder, Spirits alt und roam the nacht, Take this greenery from my dach

To Zap Up Artificial Grass
Hallow fallow ziarno hleba, Asami letayu w neba, As the spirits of the days are your besitzer, Change this lawn zu verdant glitzer
 * Note: Spell failed

To Zap Up Artificial Grass
Phillison follison spirits zwei, Let me it another try zweil, Replace this velvety carpet of the law, With artificial grass of wax und jaw

To Turn a Chimp into a Man and Back
A monkey you are, A monkey you'll be, But in human form when ich count to three, One, two, three.

A chimp you once were, A chimp du will be, Kleine und hairy when ich count zu three, One, two, three.

To Zap Up Santa's Elves
Sterne, wind, end meer In the heavens where you'll her zu your kraft pell the mell, Bershvinde Santa's her mit schnell

To Zap Up Santa's Reindeer
On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer and my dad, On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and glad, bardzo proszy was o sie, Be sure if you fly the antennas kachenya sire

TO DIVIDE DARRIN (by Endora)

Atom's split and so can he,

be in both places, here and near,

one for the money, two for the slow

Dating husband honey, businessman go!

To Call Serena
North, south, west, and foot, S.O.S. for the Loch Ness shoot, This Serena is a subpoena.

To Go Back in Time
Zeit und wasser, Wind und meer, Back an Banano's age go her, Du erbauer, cursed by make Where Esmeralda's step on race

To Turn a Statue into a Man
Though of marble du are plofond, For a woman du are come avant, So back an bauch und herbse tee, The fairest of them all will win meer

An Teleport zu the Silverton's
Hexerei done the bad saft, Reverse it now hex all dumm kraft, Gossamer wings, the words pell mel, Whisk me zu where the Silverton's mit schnell

To Summon Contessa
Compass point east, south, west, and the search I beg the Contessa Piranha come you off earth

To Levitate a Lamp
Lamp, lamp on yonder sight, Fly to me if you of tight Smell and spell the soul dirty pity foul