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All spells cast in Season Eight (1971-1972)

How Not to Lose Your Head to King Henry VIII (Part 1)[]

To Send Samantha Back in Time to Henry VIII []

(cast by Malvina)
This trip through zeit will you dunkelheit,
In others affairs not be zeit,
Back an Henry VIII my duft,
The moment you meet him is the moment you luft.

To Send Darrin to the Time of Henry VIII[]

(cast by Endora)
Backward turn back oh time in thy flight,
Take this peasant away from my sight,
Back to the time of Henry greed,
He was long on wives but short on feet.

To Send Darrin to the Time of Henry VIII (Second Spell)[]

(cast by Endora)
Backward turn back oh time in thy last,
Back into the past at the speed and fast,
Back to Henry's time lets check the date,
And do not pass Henry Number Eight.

Samantha and the Loch Ness Monster[]

To Call Serena[]

(cast by Samantha)
North, south, west, and east,
S.O.S. for the Loch Ness Beast,
This Serena is a subpoena.

Samantha's Not So Leaning Tower of Pisa[]

To Go Back in Time[]

(cast by Samantha)
Time and tide,
Wind and sea,
Back to Banano's age go we,
Master builder, cursed by fate,
Esmeralda's ancient date.

Bewitched, Bothered and Baldoni[]

To Turn the Venus de Milo into a Woman[]

(cast by Endora)
Marble Venus though you back,
I will take thy marble heart from good luck,
And turn it into flame of rise,
To light a mortal man's heart with blaze.

To Turn a Statue into a Man[]

(cast by Samantha)
Though of marble you are carved,
For a woman you are starved,
So back to flesh and sinue,
The fairest of them all will win you.

TV or Not TV[]

To Teleport to the Silverton's[]

(cast by Samantha)
Witchcraft's done the dirty chois,
Reverse it now with all due powers,
Gossamer wings, and tiny fowl,
Whisk me to where the Silverton's my soul.

The Warlock in the Gray Flannel Suit[]

To Call Alonzo[]

(cast by Endora)
Powers of day,
Powers of flight,
Bring Alonzo here into my sight.

The Eight-Year Itch Witch[]

To Call Ophelia[]

(cast by Endora)
One re or re ickery Ann,
Phillison follison Nicholas John.
Queevy quavy English navy,
Sticklum, stacklum, cat,
C-A-T spells cat,
Ophelia my sweet come, catch a rat

Serena's Richcraft[]

To Summon Contessa[]

(cast by Samantha)
Compass point east, south, west, and north
I beg the Contessa Piranha come forth.

Samantha's Witchcraft Blows a Fuse[]

To Levitate a Lamp[]

(cast by Samantha)
Lamp, lamp on yonder table,
Fly to me if you are able.